Kick-ass roomie wanted

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Konichiwa bitches, are you looking for the most kick ass roommate ever ? Look no further because you fucking found him. So a bit about me, I'm a 21 year old college student desperately looking for another kick-ass roommate to share my current house with or if its too expensive for you we can go look for another one. I'm a Chemical engineering major hoping to make millions one day so I don't have to post like this. Anyway, I currently live in dope ass city called Rancho Cucamonga and pay $650 plus utilities which includes spa, gym, swimming pool, laundry and all that urban so if you want to move in with this dude who laughs at his own jokes you'll have to pay the same amount.